My Pet Xof
-Kevin Stone
A Xof, what is that? It's a Fox in reverse. My Fox walks backwards
as the result of a curse. So I call him a Xof. Does that make more sense?
A Witch cast it down at my Foxes expense.
It was Halloween night and I was walking my Fox when along came this
Witch wearing red ribbon socks. I greeted the Witch with a happy hello.
My fox saw "all red" and bit her big toe.
The rest of this story you can guess on your own. At least she didn't
turn my Fox into stone. So if you'd ever like to walk my new friend
just remember his collar goes on his rear end.