Enough about your mask already
And those rings around your tail.
I want to know how you get into things
As easily as a thief just out of jail.

You pick the locks with those little hands.
No garbage can is safe.
Bird feed is scattered from here to aft.
If it's food there's no escape.

You're cute, I must admit it.
But a rascal nonetheless.
So I'll just get to cleaning up,
Cuz you'll never pick up your mess.